that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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