we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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