why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
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...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
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I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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