i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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