Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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