It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
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The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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