You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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