Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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