Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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