Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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