no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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