My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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