I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
She told me I should be a condom model.
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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