please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
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I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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