69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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