She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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