Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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