happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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