We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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