Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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