im drinking this country out of the recession.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
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BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
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i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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