There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
