I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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