so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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