There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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