I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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