HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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