Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
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I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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