hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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