It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
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