I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
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I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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