We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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