Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I had to cum in my sink.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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