we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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