Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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