I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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