You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm lost and stupid without you.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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