She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I need water and some morals
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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