Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
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I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
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Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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