how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
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Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
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I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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