Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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