So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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