So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
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the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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