oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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