I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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