She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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