Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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