she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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