i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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