you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
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