Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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