a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
