Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
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