I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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