honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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