I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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