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Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
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Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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