thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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